the medium sized mermaid
PT

supersmashkev:

Latrisha with a swift uppercut

me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

I’m not saying that he said pussy… but, no, yeah, he totally said pussy. (x)

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

punk2007:

(in the 1600’s) you gotta carrier pigeon?