the medium sized mermaid
PT

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok  

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wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

maareep:

That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results