the medium sized mermaid
PT

dulect:

Members of The Pussycat Dolls

  • Nicole Scherzinger
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nernesis:

WHAT IS “FOR 20” AND WHY ARE ALL THESE RED EYED TEENAGERS TALKING ABOUT ARSON

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

howidiotic:

when people play things out loud rather than wearing headphones

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destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

jadeita:

my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’