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PT

goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

4amthesecond-day:

I just don’t understand what people want Taylor Swift to write songs about? Cats? Ikea? Biochemistry?

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

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lubricates:

since when did this

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become hotter than this

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Date dash, more like date disaster 😒😒😒