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PT

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

gurry:

calmgiant:

Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet

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nintendoggystyle:

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

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veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

hatos:

birds rights activist reminds us of the things we should be thinking about today

meladoodle:

where can i buy some thigh high crocs